Bendy Fruit

We are, if you believe the press (which would of course be foolhardy to the nth degree), barely three weeks from Brexit being dun. Once we have freed ourselves from the shackles of the mainland tyranny we will be able to enjoy life as it was ment to b... Bendy fruit. We will be allowed banananananas an' stuff. Int we luky.

We spent much of the day at the shopping mall, having a browse and some lunch with mum. We seem to have worn her out... it took something like an hour to get from one side to the other and we didn't even look at anything in the shops. Age does not come alone, they say. And tomorrow Ivy will be visiting; if we didn't break her today, then tomorrow...