Toilet humour - Gramps got too near.....

I cannot claim this is my idea. Saw some on FB and it made me laugh. Any similar toilet humour from blipland?

We walked into town this morning to get the next lot of supplies of Doreen’s ready meals from Marks and Spencer’s. Plenty on the shelves and quiet in the store. There were the usual numpties about who hadn’t read the email.

Three abreast walking up the aisle making me dodge into the clothing racks. One woman looked through the door of M&S and gave the woman coming out a hug..... Out on the footpaths through Mote Park most people move to single file to pass, just a few didn’t forcing us to walk in the swamp. Oblivious!

Did the annual shed clear out and sort this afternoon. We can get in there to sow seeds now rather than wrestle for space with bags, pots and other detritus that’s accumulated over the last 12 months.

Looking forward to seeing you toilet humour. Hashtag it #toilethumour