Don't panic Mr. Mainwaring.

On second thoughts - PANIC!!!
Jerra had been, and gone, when it impinged upon my consciousness that I hadn't shot a thing all day.  Fear not; when all else fails - shoot an orchid.
This one has had a monthly airing (approx) for the last four months, at least since here. The final count - not exactly 1, 2, 3; counting from the left it's 2, 1, 3.
I almost shot the bad tempered @£$%^&* which has decided to turn its last flower to look out the window and turn its back defiantly on me. 
Had to come back - i've forgotten to tell the Spill Chucker that the word "Mainwaring" is:-
1. NOT Manicuring.
2. Actually exists.

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