Arizona Dreamin’

By laurie54

Old Gate

Not over the tummy troubles but gave eating some of the dinner I bought a shot. Ugh. It was awful. I haven’t cut into the chunk of turkey yet but I tossed everything else away.

The Bills have to stop giving me a late game heart attack. I guess a win is a win. The US-ENG match is on at noon here Friday, so am looking forward to that. Reno brother and I talked about the World Cup almost as much as we did about American football. It was nice to talk to someone today. I took a long nap in the afternoon, so didn’t pay attention to any other sporting events. Good to take a break from it.

Past midnight, heading for bed, hoping to sleep a little better than I did last night. Also turning off the ringer on the phone.

Printique is having a sale and I need to print a bunch of photos, so if I remember, that’s on the Black Friday to do list. So is setting up the new printer which arrived on Wednesday. Everything electronic died on me this month.

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What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now he would turn over in his gravy.

What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
Wing wing wing.

What is the best way to stuff a turkey?
Give him lots of pizza and ice cream.

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

What did the turkey say to the hunter on Thanksgiving?
Quack, quack quack

What do you call a running turkey?
Fast food

What is blue and is covered in feathers?
A turkey holding its breath.

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