A Monkey's Tale

By MonkeyWithAView

Cheeky Monkey

I caught Monkey red handed with some unconventional bed time reading.

A monkey of his young kniteage should probably not be flicking through the pages of The Magna Fartlet, but then he is of the cheeky variety, so some allowances can be made. Roger's Profanisaurus is a corking & rather naughty read, furnishing the reader with sickening quantities of cringe-worthy definitions to a menagerie of words you & don't! At Univesity provided us with hours of titters - shocker!

It surfaced at the weekend on a our re-Uni-on tour & I just had to route it out for easy access.

Monkey is urging me to read you something from the Magna Fartlet, & so in the interests of taste & decency, here's a blip-friendly snippet:

monkey bath n. A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: 'Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa! Aa! Aa!'

Be thankful it was tame.

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