New Bank

There's a new bank opening up near me. Now, call me old-fashioned (go on, you'd may as well; everyone else does) but if I'm thinking about going to a new bank the sort of things I might be interested in are competitive interest rates on their savings and loans and excellent customer service. However, according to the window display what I should be interested in is free food, music, dog acts, manicures, face painters and much more. They will all be available on the opening day.

I'll probably have a look anyway. So long as I don't come out with my face looking like a rabbit. Did they mention free food.........?