Derelict Thursday #4 ..........

........ as part of SarumStroller's Weekly Challenge (as soon as he posts today I will link to it). Thanks for the challenge SS :-))

Another bit of rural Lincolnshire today - harder to find than I imagined and, when I do see something suitable, I haven't got my camera!! Grrrrrrrr.

This glasshouse is part of an inhabited property and the owner looked less than pleased to see me with a camera - possibly thought I was from the local council or something - they were watching me out of the window - and I saw them move away - so I managed three photos before making a quick getaway in the car.

Day started damp and dull but the sun is trying to put in an appearance. Come on, sun, you can do it!!!!

~ Anni ~

Groan of the Day

A man is on trial for murder.
There is strong evidence for guilt but no corpse.

In the defence's closing statement the man's lawyer says: " Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise for you. Within one minute the person presumed dead in this case will walk into this courtroom "

The jury all turn to watch the door but after two minutes have passed the lawyer says " Ladies and gentleman I made up the previous statement but you all watched the door in anticipation, I therefore put it to you that there is reasonable doubt as to whether anyone was killed and I urge you to return a verdict of not guilty "

The jury retires to deliberate.
A few minutes later they return and the foreman declares a verdict of guilty.

" What? " says the lawyer: " You must have had some doubt, you were all staring at the door "

The foreman replies: " Yes, we were all looking but your client wasn't. "


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