Ausländer

By Auslaender

IKEA Put the "War" In Wardrobe

Yes it was finished by lunchtime. If you were having lunch in New York. And quite a late lunch really.

As I was bodging building it, I could hear Vince's* voice in my head - "you shouldnae buy pish frae IKEA, I've tellt ye a hundred times". Bless 'im, he's right but he's not been to Mann Mobilia. That IKEA pish looks world class beside the overpriced donkeyflop that comes from MM.

Anyway, it's built - the sliding doors slide and slide past each other, there are clothes on the rail and it looks like a wardrobe. Job's a good 'un, as Arfer (who I also miss) would have said.

Todays' Blip was spotted en route to The-Store-That-Dare-Not-Speak-Its-Name yesterday and Blipped from the passenger seat today. It made me smile. Now if someone could do a sign with the Supremes song title**, I'd like to blip that.

*You have to be there to experience the power of Vince Being Disappointed. With just one weary shake of his head, he'll make you feel like you killed Bambi's mum, ate Thumper and what you did to Cinderella's curtains was just disgraceful.

**"Stop! In The Name Of Love", you know like this.

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