Come Hither, My Dear

I do believe Mr. House Finch may have been trying to seduce me. At least to get me closer and put out more seed.

I'm obviously working backwards so I want to thank you for your kind comments on my mono Monday blip.  If you haven't already, please take a look at the quite determined  Hooded oriole I posted for Tuesday.  I hope you enjoy the fowl jokes there.  Gotta remember, I was a fourth grade teacher!

This one quacked me up:
There was a duck who walked into a store and said, “got any candy?” The storekeeper said, “no, we don’t.” The next day, the duck went into the same store and asked the same thing and got the same anwer. The duck kept going back every day for a week and asked the same thing and kept getting the same answer until the store keeper got so angry he said, “if you come in here and ask that again, I will hit you on the head with a hammer!”
The next day, the duck walks into the store and asks, “got a hammer?” The store keeper says, “no.” Then the duck asks, “got any candy?”

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