Gotcha!

That’s what the grizzly prickly pear said to this itsy bitsy feather. I’m losing track of what day it is. Meant to do this for tiny Tuesday. I didn’t even realize that it was April Fools Day until it was too late. I was hoping to dream up something as good as my infamous ”I got hitched” blip. But I think I’ve lost that creative juice.

Suggestions/Thoughts for these perilous times...
* If you get pulled over for a traffic violation, just start coughing.
*If you’ve bought 200 rolls of toilet paper for a 4-week quarantine, you probably should have seen a doctor long before covid-19.
*Stay inside, isolate or practice social distancing and clean yourself...I’ve become a cat.
*Your grandparents were called to war. You’re being called to sit on your couch. I know it will be hard, but you can do it!
*8 pm is now the official time to change from your daytime pajamas to your nighttime pajamas.

Cheers!